MacNCheezus

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter

Ah, so if Luigi had done it for money, it would be fine...

Ah yes, that's the reference I was waiting for.

In God we trust. Probably because our presidents are useless.

ROMANS?

I'm pretty sure it's up to the state attorney to decide what charges to bring is all I'll say.

So... Scottish?

There, there

Local militias are perfectly acceptable as per the second amendment, as long as they're "well regulated", whatever that means...

Buddy, I'm German, I assure you I've been subjected to plenty of prejudice myself. Ever seen Die Hard? So flattering (not).

They can charge him with whatever they want I guess, in the end it's up to the jury to decide what sticks.