MacNCheezus

Neintynein McDonald's burgers
Giving me a sleep disorder
To worry, worry, super scurry
Seek out the restroom in a hurry

Seems fishy.

The problem with the latter is that it only applies to the government, not private corporations.

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter

Ah, so if Luigi had done it for money, it would be fine...

Ah yes, that's the reference I was waiting for.

In God we trust. Probably because our presidents are useless.

ROMANS?

I'm pretty sure it's up to the state attorney to decide what charges to bring is all I'll say.

So... Scottish?

There, there

Local militias are perfectly acceptable as per the second amendment, as long as they're "well regulated", whatever that means...