MaoZedongers

joined 10 months ago
[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not that you had many to begin with ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Free $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nah dumb blonde is universal, look at every surfer dude bro ever.

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago

The voters do get a little quirky at night

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Give me back the braincells I lost reading this downright embarrassingly strawmanned interpretation of their comment.

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago

Smart people never gamble ~~with their own~~

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

See if I only bet 90% of every paycheck I still have 10% left over for lottery tickets

If I lose the 90%, I just gotta win the lottery..

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 27 points 10 months ago

Same here, some fucked up shit.

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago

Wow! This is literally worthless.

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago

"I wouldn't exactly call them people"

[โ€“] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago

The only application I can still remember is the backpack problem

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