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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 54 points 10 months ago
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Attend a gamblers anonymous meeting and you’ll meet a lot of people who have lost more than 100%

[–] MacNCheezus 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That’s because they were gambling with other people’s money.

If you only bet with what you can afford to lose, that’s never going to happen.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Woof that slope is slippery. The trick is measuring what you can afford, and a lot of people aren't great at measuring that.

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, well, that’s their problem, isn’t it.

[–] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

See if I only bet 90% of every paycheck I still have 10% left over for lottery tickets

If I lose the 90%, I just gotta win the lottery..

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Except when you short stock, there could be infinite losses. Or perhaps with a contract for difference too

[–] MacNCheezus 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s gambling with other people’s money.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Smart people never gamble with their own

[–] MacNCheezus 6 points 10 months ago

I’ll take “Famous Last Words” for $200, Alex.

[–] MaoZedongers 1 points 10 months ago

Smart people never gamble ~~with their own~~

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I only like playing with futures. It's a problem for my future me and 0 problems to current me.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I strongly think that OP is trolling ITT, but if someone seriously thinks this is an argument for gambling, I recommend checking out some introductory stochastics concepts, starting with expectation values

[–] MacNCheezus 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trolling? In a shitposting forum?

I would never.

[–] demonquark@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Theoretically you can lose more than 100%. If you first win 2000% and then lose everything, you’ve technically lost 2100% of your starting capital.

[–] MacNCheezus 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes but you still only lost 100% of what you wagered.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The mind of a gambling addict is a sick sick mind. I'd like to think that if I came out 2000% richer, I would hold and walk away and be happy with that.

but gambling addicts come up with all these rationalizations like you mentioned. rationalizations that make them keep gambling No matter how much they've won or lost and they are never satisfied.

[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well don’t be an addict. Jesus wouldn’t approve of that.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I've never gambled in my life. And never plan to.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

STARTING capital?!

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

From the creators of "Supply Side Jesus", now comes "Texas Hold 'Em Jesus"

[–] MacNCheezus 6 points 10 months ago

Just wait until you see gymbro Jesus

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

You miss all of the shots you don't take

- St Gretzky, Patron saint of sports gambling

[–] markr@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Leg breaking was invented to handle the idiots who were in to their bookies for way more than 100%.

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's only if the gambling place doesn't rig the games...by the way, every gambling place has a business model that depends on their customers losing all their money.

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Licensed casinos aren’t allowed to do that, that’s why they like to comp gamblers their drinks, including alcohol, instead. Makes people stay longer, lose their inhibition, and increases the chance that if they do win, they’ll keep playing until it’s all gone again.

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Licensed casinos aren’t allowed to do that,

They aren't allowed to do a lot of the things their profits depend on.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

I mean it can work if you go and only take 100€ with you to the casino. You can't lose more and you shouldn't go home for money of course