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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 124 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"we had a driver who didn't immediately stop yesterday... He's dead now... But also let's put up a cute meme!"

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

Don't ignore the blue fluid or we will turn you into red fluid.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Oh shit they killed the driver and made a meme??

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 100 points 9 months ago (2 children)

the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3

[–] MaoZedongers 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Free $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do they sent it to the widow by mail or they have to pick it up?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, they'll throw it in your neighbor's crib

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

You don't have to let them in.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 69 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

dunno... in an industry known for incompetence, youre going to make it a part of your marketing?

true to brand i spose

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why do you think they used the blonde woman for the post? At least they have misogyny to call back on.

[–] MaoZedongers 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nah dumb blonde is universal, look at every surfer dude bro ever.

[–] DreamTraveler@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The blonde thing fits.. the lid is still on.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 61 points 9 months ago

I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 56 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cops are so fucking dumb. The cap is still on the bottle!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Uhm ackshually the fluid transfers through osmosis. RTFM!

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Yeah the police are what I think of as the "weird" part of Portland.

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Peeps, I hate law enforcement abuse and overstepping of legal boundaries too, but let's just laugh together for the five seconds while they're not trying to shoot our dogs, and maybe they'll catch on a bit? Lol

[–] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

all cops are bastards and inherently morons if they signed up to be the jackbooted thugs that they are

[–] june@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Yes

But this is still funny

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Lol I like it.

[–] my_legs_still_hurt92@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.