MelodiousFunk

joined 1 year ago
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 hours ago

I've done some seriously stupid shit in excel, mostly due to it being the only tool I had. By the time I handed the project off to someone else for maintenance/feature creep, there were VLOOKUP ranges spanning dozens of columns. VLOOKUP doesn't care what column the target is named, only the offset from the beginning of the range. So being able to calculate CA minus W is pretty handy.

Yes, the project should have been a database. But these things happen when skinflint company meets annoyed amateur: you get a sprawling VBA abomination that, despite making actual developers want to choke a bitch, still works orders of magnitude better than the previous system.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 hours ago

The grey is labeled BSE-free areas, though there's enough jpeg in there to squint and make it say whatever.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 12 hours ago

That's the general gist of the standard advice, yeah.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago

This is the superior Zeta color scheme. Looking forward to the finished product!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago

Seasons for me. It's where I started and it will always have that special place. Runner up would be God Hates Us All. While I appreciate their early stuff, I think South of Heaven is where they really started to grow as musicians.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The backfire effect, as presented by The Oatmeal:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If you have a hatchback, it's even easier. Lean in, start the car, roll down the windows, walk around to the hatch. I don't even bother doing more than one open and close anymore.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 21 hours ago

A similar situation is happening with the Colorado River:

https://youtu.be/d3Lt58tTYFk

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depending on the episode, so is the Federation 🤫

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me seeing the thumbnail: cool, real type ~~Zaku~~ Gouf

Me reading the post: holy shit dude freestyled

Nice 👊

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To my knowledge, they never made the teased sequel. Booooooo!

Great movie.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
 

Finished up a rewatch of Zeta recently, and it just kind a solidified my already positive viewpoint. She took her lumps, learned from them, and ended up a more than competent pilot. All while keeping Kamille grounded and playing babysitter.

Anyone else have a favorite? Or a least favorite?

 

Basically minus duping with less steps. Requires no frame-perfect inputs.

 

Observant viewers will be able to determine exactly when the player's soul leaves their body.

 

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/23730462

What a difference 25 years makes.

is old

 

What a difference 25 years makes.

is old

 

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/23729933

I cannot begin to express how much pink Gundam marker was required to paint over that damn sword.

 

I cannot begin to express how much pink Gundam marker was required to paint over that damn sword.

 

This is a song in two parts: the intro and the outro have pro-war call and return gang vocals, but the meat of the song is very clearly anti-war. I'm not entirely sure what the purpose of the juxtaposition was, but it works IMO.


Got one chance (infiltrate them) 
Get it right (terminate them) 
The Panzers will (permeate them) 
Break their pride (denigrate them)

And their people (retrograde them) 
Typhus (deteriorate them) 
Epidemic (devastate them) 
Take no prisoners (cremate them) 
(Burn!)

Going to war, give 'em hell 
D-Day, next stop Normandy 
Beginning of the end 
We know how to, and sure as shit, we'll win

"War is peace", sure man 
A retreat for the damned 
A playground for the demented 
A haven for those who walk this world 
Bereft of heart and soul

Love and war, they say all is fair 
Take his life, but won't take his hair 
Your body parts, your country spares 
By the way son, here's your wheelchair

He once had to be all he could be 
Now he's nothing for no one, nowhere to see 
Funny thing, he's like you and me 
It's a funny thing, a funny thing 
Tears streak his solemn stare 
Abandoned for wreckage, nobody cares

No one knew what would happen there 
No one spoke, no one even cared 
Don't ask what you can do for your country 
Ask what your country can do for you

Take no prisoners (take no shit) 
Take no prisoners (take no shit) 
Take no prisoners (take no shit) 
Take no prisoners (take no-) 
(Shit)

9
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to c/antiwarmusic@feddit.org
 

Today I killed, he was just a boy 
Eight before him, I knew them all 
In the fields a dying oath 
I'd kill them all to save my own

Cut me free, bleed with me, oh no 
One by one, we will fall, down down 
Pull the plug, end the pain, run an' fight for life 
Hold on tight, this ain't my fight

Deliver me from this war 
It's not for me it's because of you 
Devil's instant; my eternity 
Obey to kill to save yourself

Cut me free, bleed with me, oh no 
One by one, we will fall, down down 
Pull the plug, end the pain, run an' fight for life 
Hold on tight, this ain't my fight

"I envy the 9 lives that gave me hell 
My path made up by their torn bodies 
Man to man, soldier to soldier, dust to dust 
Call me a coward but I can't take it anymore"

They wait for me far back home 
They live with eyes turned away 
They were the first ones to see 
They are the last ones to bleed

"The ultimate high as all beautiful dies 
A ruler's tool, a priest's excuse, a tyrant's delight 
I alone, the great white hunter 
I'll march till the dawn brings me rest

10th patriot at the gallows' pole!"

Cut me free, bleed with me, oh no 
One by one, we will fall, down down 
Pull the plug, end the pain, run an' fight for life 
Hold on tight, this ain't my fight 
Cut me free, bleed with me, oh no 
One by one, we will fall, down down 
Pull the plug, end the pain, run an' fight for life 
Hold on tight, this ain't my fight

 

Gotta love pausing on in-between cells.

 

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/23686917

Honestly I'd settle for an HG.

view more: next ›