MikeyChaz

joined 4 days ago
[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (7 children)

They were going fast and you weren’t there

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just use a cup and fill it with water you don’t need a bidet

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (9 children)

They were going very fast because when they stopped they were far away and then had to run over to us to scream

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You probably drive a car

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (21 children)

Pedestrian has right of way… cyclist shouldn’t be going so fast because they have the chance to hit someone… we could be injured right now and it would still be cyclist fault

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (23 children)

He should look both ways and pedestrian always has right of way..

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I don’t care I’m still going to buy Mario kart and have fun

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Do not disrespect me

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Man at ex wife’s wedding

“Speak now or forever hold your peace”

He internalizes it as “speak now or forever hold in your piss”

He holds in his piss for 2 days and then dies of renal kidney failure

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I don’t care lol. Look how happy Kendrick is

[–] MikeyChaz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I had a dream I was lost in the sea and I used a large office water jug to float in the sea. I might try this at the beach and see how long I can hold onto it to stay afloat

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