I think your script didn't format correctly:

A stroke?

Needs more user agent:

Firefox(like Chrome)+Plasma(inc.KDE)+Wayland(like X11)+systemd+GNU/Linux

Is that from a riddle?

Based on what you've given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won't eat the cabbage.

Also KolourPaint

Also Kagi has a fediverse lens

It has delayed it by several months at least though

Meh, both of these can be true simultaneously

It really doesn't. My girlfriend needed to enable the Japanese keyboard on Kubuntu. That required half an hour of searching documentation and forum posts about how to install/enable FCITX5, then another hour debugging to find out it doesn't work on apps installed via snap.

I still haven't been able to come up with a KDE based distro (because it's way more familiar to Windows users) that actually meets the needs of non technical users.

"rivals"? Voyager's finale was terrible. Don't put these two on the same level!

Yes.

https://github.com/redlib-org/redlib

Soylent?

Should be available at most grocery stores