Moah

Argh, spoiled first thing in the morning. But good thing! And fuck the Yankees

If you're immortal, you get to see your family expand to the points that organizing a single family meal requires 3 restaurants to house everyone.

Since you (presumably, otherwise it's a shitty immortality) don't get old, you don't get to retire

Family meals that take 3 restaurants No retirement

The Hidalgo swim

It's pronounced jif

I'm a bit disappointed there isn't a call to GetBooleanValue in there

There's literally nothing related to OOP in this snippet.

Sounds like a Peter Molyneux game. "And if you click on the cube, you might win another cube"

I don't think they were talking about revoking the security clearance here. At least not directly.

Hilarious considering chik-a-fila history (unless it's a reference and I missed it for too not being American and having never heard about them before their homophobia was revealed)

I think the main issue is that it sounds like Karen