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[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 107 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait areBooleanEqual returns false when they are equal?

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's not even the worst part. What the fuck does a function named Compare_anything do? Does it return anything? It sounds like nothing but a side effect.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Usually comparison functions are supposed to return an integer and are usually useful for sorting. However this one returns a bool so it's both useless and terribly named.

[–] BatmanAoD@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The unnecessary and confusing functions are horrible, yes, but I'd still say that the fact that they're wrong is the "worst" part.

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the invocation

if (CompareBooleans(a, b) == true)
[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

if (CompareBooleans(CompareBooleans(a, b), true))

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't like this thread anymore :(

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 18 points 2 months ago

elseif(CompareBooleans(b,a) != false)

[–] becausechemistry@lemm.ee 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Management: Gee whiz, we really have no idea how to gauge productivity to decide who gets promoted. We could manage. Or, better, we could just have someone write a script that pulls info from git on how many lines of code each person has written.

Programmers:

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I promote based on lines of code removed.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I quit based on idiotic metrics

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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There’s no way, that’s so insane it has layers.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

At first, I thought the shitty methods were the joke 😱😱😱

[–] aiden@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is code after working 16 hours

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd give my right hand this is a code review problem. Someone extracted a method returning true false. Then an intern came along and was told to refactor. They saw a lot of comparisons and "extracted" them.

[–] nitefox@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My coworker made an array of book to express a status. This is no doing of an intern but a much eviler force at play.

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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"You aren't writing enough lines of code!" - Management

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

My boss's boss, a former Ops manager who liked to keep track of system stats, once asked her why the CPU usage on the dev box had decreased that month. Weren't the devs doing any work?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but sometimes in programming, two bugs can cancel each other out.

Whoever wrote this is more than capable of using it incorrectly.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Those are rookie lines of code numbers right there.
I would have done it without the ==

internal static bool AreBooleansEqual(bool orig, bool val)
{
    if(orig) 
    {
        if(val)
            return false
        return true
    }
    if(val)
        return true 
    return false
}

Don't know why their code returns false when they are equal but I'm not going to dig through old code to refactor to use true instead of false.

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you can also use XOR operation

return (X || Y) && !(X && Y)
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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

Is this part of Elons "How many lines of choice have you written?" interview?

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can tell they're amateurs. It's not obfuscated enough. They won't be able to keep their job.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They clearly need an abstract boolean comparison factory.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
var CompareBooleans = new ComparatorFactory().BooleanComparator(new BooleanComparisonByEqualityPolicy());
if (CompareBooleans(a, b) == true) {
     System.Out.PrintLn("Sames!!!");
}

...

But now that I've written this, it's C#, so it's missing dependency injection.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

I can imagine Uncle Bob be proud of this Clean Code (TM)

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My guess to why there’s two functions is because it was originally only internal, and the programmer realized they needed public as well, but changing internal to public is too scary so they created a new method instead.

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"We need to obfuscate our code to prevent reverse engineering"

The obfuscation in question:

[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We affectionately called it "subscurity" on the FE team.

When our BE apis would not give us any information why something failed, nor would they give us access to their logs. Complete black box of undocumented doodoo, and they would proudly say "security through obscurity" every time we asked why they couldn't make improvements to usability.

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[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (10 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I can definitely understand why they did that but it's still very funny

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

If this were a Node module, I wouldn't even be surprised.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Clearly it should be return orig == val

Duh

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To match the current behavior it should be orig != val

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[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

I'm a bit disappointed there isn't a call to GetBooleanValue in there

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

!NOT

Who's there?

!!Naughty Knots

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

But how do you test for FILE_NOT_FOUND?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Where are the unit tests?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Straight from the famous book "Making LOCs for Dummies"

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I misread it as CompareBolians. No more Star Trek memes for me today.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Many Bolians died bringing us this information.

[–] kaffiene@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

WTAF? Is this written by a hallucinating AI?

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[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Thanks I hate it

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