MoneyIsTheDeepState

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“No one is asking any Southern Baptist to change their theology,” Mr. Warren said. “I am not asking you to agree with our church. I am asking you to act like Southern Baptists who have historically ‘agreed to disagree’ on dozens of doctrines in order to share a common mission.”

What was the initial Southern Baptist mission again? Oh that's right, it was allowing slaveholders to take leadership positions as well as to take the missionary position

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[–] MoneyIsTheDeepState@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TL;DR - The illuminati is using hot Communist frogs to distract you from Gawd

Fun fact: if you slowly heat up a frog, it will get uncomfortably warm and leave. This says nothing about humans, however, because it's just froglore

Oh that's easy, it's their faith in their anti-gay beliefs.

Suppose that, for no reason, I take it as Gospel that one subset of people which doesn't categorically hurt anybody is capital-E Evil. When I try to tell people my Truth about how they and their loved ones are Evil, they tell me I'm wrong and call me, 'bo*mer.' This inexplicable treatment that I receive is called, 'bigotry' and it must end

[–] MoneyIsTheDeepState@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They would probably call it 'reaching out'

"You know who else felt like an outcast? Jesus."