MonkeMischief

joined 2 years ago
[–] MonkeMischief 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well, I’ve got 99 opportunities to succeed...

...but management ain't one!

[–] MonkeMischief 17 points 4 weeks ago

No respect. I tell ya!

[–] MonkeMischief 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sounds like he could be the next Ash Williams who works on over in housewares at S-Mart!

[–] MonkeMischief 0 points 4 weeks ago

Swear that sounds like the inside of my brain sometimes lmao.

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's so weird seeing the reaction they're having to this noxious...erm..."dish."

Weird because I guess I've been blessed enough to have very few memories of smelling something so bad it made me actually want to vomit. Like it's hard to relate to and yet terrifying imagining how bad it must be.

[–] MonkeMischief 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

When I saw someone comment something like "That is an aggressively country child." I laughed so hard lol

We reference this all the time now. It's a permanent memory artifact. XD

[–] MonkeMischief 2 points 4 weeks ago

"Ah, Moses but a pirate." Is not something I was planning on thinking today LOL

[–] MonkeMischief 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

May the laughs and memories last forever XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y

[–] MonkeMischief 19 points 4 weeks ago

See Also: My digital games collection

[–] MonkeMischief 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'm guessing it's also really tiny so baby hands could handle it.

[–] MonkeMischief 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It seems the Ukraine conflict and the U.S's plans to counter China's push on Taiwan indicate that the future of warfare is:

....Just...a gazillion, never-ending swarms of coordinated, "cheap", militarized drones....

[–] MonkeMischief 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

doesn't make any sense.

My theory?

The real conspiracy: It always goes back to the desires of capital.

Why is it always that climate change is a huge con job and it's all a secret control plan that we...need to stop burning and breathing known carcinogens?

Oh, because the evil shadow government orgs like the EPA and OSHA want to take all our good ol' jobs (tey derk er jurbz!) with their "regulations" and "standards" and "penalties for pollution" right?

And they're trying to make America "less great" by no longer being a mass-polluting post-war economic powerhouse! Think of the lost profits! Think of the widespread misery and poverty wrought by a secret New World Order of...(Paper flip) corporate regulation! What's next? Unions?!

Yes, chem trails are ultimately a path to such horrors as a less wealthy C-suite and not putting clean air on the commodities exchange market. (gasp)

...And all these conspiracies are seeded and peddled by the very sources that told people to take veterinary dewormers or inject sanitizer to cure a virus, have brought us the highest unemployment rates seen in a century, dismantled and fired safety regulation and watchdog agencies (deh DERK-A-DURRBS!), are trying to bring back child labor and company towns, and conveniently rail against taxation which they dodge anyway.

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