Moonstruck_Theorist

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[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

NO SLEEP TIL HIPPO

It's (Kid) Clobberin' Time

Good thing I stopped complaining online. Now the problems stay inside, where it's safe!

This is RFK's plan for everyone taking Adderall btw

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hitting myself with a cartoon hammer until my teeth turn into piano keys and fall out. I think this is the only way to make my brain not overthink everything

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

2 of the 4 candidates in this race have now made seemingly random references to 9/11.

What's the guy in the red hat gonna say? Has he already said something? More candidates should wear hats, I'm not afraid to say it

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One of the most famous things to happen outside

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I walked through blood and bones, in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother.

Edit: He was in Northern Canada

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Post Hog is over. We're post-Post Hog, if you will.

We've split the timeline, it is both happening and not happening at the same time.

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