Morgoon

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[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well we wouldn't have to worry about global warming anymore

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 7 points 4 weeks ago

Surprised the hell out of my history teacher when I had the answer for what number President Warren Harding was. Took me a minute and a half to get to that point of the song though lol

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Tom Hanks made a movie parodying this 40 years ago. Yale grad goes on a mission to Thailand with the Peace Corps to build a bridge "for the community" but it's a CIA operation to create a trade route for a heroin drug lord. This used to be common knowledge

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 27 points 7 months ago

Battle Mechs. Bug hunts. Bug Queens.

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say, kill em all!

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 14 points 8 months ago

Pft, the real cumsluts are butterflies. They're always getting creampied because they've evolved a second stomach in their pussies called the bursa copulatrix that only digests cum

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago

The majority of microplastics found in the human body are tire rubber that gets breathed in. So all we have to do is ban cars.

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not even that. He was headed to Cuba, the US government forced him to be in Russia.

"NSA leaker Edward Snowden got stuck at a Moscow airport after Cuba, feeling pressure from Washington, warned that it would not allow an Aeroflot flight from Russia to land in Havana if he were aboard"

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

I think you're misinformed. There hasn't been a Mexican presidential candidate killed since the early 90's. There have been anti-cartel politicians running for local elections killed, but almost entirely in Sinaloa and Acapulco.

That's kinda like saying Joe Biden is illegitimate because someone running for city council in Chicago on an anti-gang platform was killed.

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