Nasan

joined 2 years ago
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

Cook up a new conspiracy fiction about how fruits and vegetables are actually bad for us and the most healthy meal for Americans is red meat and potatoes. Something something the liburul death machine has been playing us for generations.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Drop any and every project that isn't KotOR 3 and funnel those resources into KotOR 3. Send everyone that pushes back to Peragus.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Confluence is implied as being part of the lower parts of the pyramid yeah?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

The greatest power of the US military is being able to quickly deliver implements by which they will fuck your shit up, including but not limited to fast food joints.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

If your need to quickly fail supercedes staying within the confines of the law, take a swing at someone working at the testing site.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

The gun is actually a remote that activates the squibs underneath their shirts. Notice the lack of muzzle flash coming from the muzzle. Putin is angry you ruined his nice shirt.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

"Hey MAGA, looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riverrrrr!"

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

The grave robbers were the cancer.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Also candle making, don't sniff the Kool Aid scented wax.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

Well yeah, that's why you gosub lunch

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

They totally do. Once, I was staying the week at a hotel in Houston and one of the questions asked by reception was "what kind of car do you drive?", apparently trucks and SUVs were heavily targeted for catalytic converter theft in the area.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hack the planet, or in this case, hack the Big Mac!

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