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[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Ok so there's a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it'll get you real cleaned out, so you'll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

I looked at the bottom of lemmy, and this is what I found.

People hated him, for he told them the truth.

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

You're not a failure, you're a content creator!

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

It's marketing, it's propaganda, it's psyops. Influencing what posts make it to the front page, what posts stay in hot, what opinions get upvoted or downvoted just to make them look popular or unpopular. Mass reporting for posts that offend them. Having entirely fake, scripted conversations to convey points in a more trusted manner in order to influence the reader.

Remember, nobody is immune propaganda.

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I would say thank you butt...

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm not a memer but can someone spin up the scene from team america, i feel it would be very fitting

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried Arch?
You should try Arch.
It will be exactly what you make it.
It has great documentation and walkthroughs.
It's got a cool name.
You get to say you run Arch.
Join us... cthulu ftaghn

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oatmeal. Not exactly date night, but it's hot and healthy.
Get large flake oats, not the instant stuff.
Boil 1 cup of water in a small pot.
Decrease heat to mid-low.
Add 1/2 cup oats. Stir only once.
Cook for 10 minutes,
let cool for 10 minutes,
eat for 10 minutes.

You'll want to watch it closely for a minute or two after you add the oats to make sure it doesn't boil over. If it looks like its going to boil over just remove the pot from the heat till it calms down, and decrease the heat a little maybe, every oven is diff. It still needs to simmer though.

You can season it with whatever you want after cooking it: maple syrup, milk, oat milk, brown sugar, chocolate chips, raisins or other dried fruits (if you do raisins add them to the water before the oatmeal), cinammon, apples... etc.
Maybe a small pinch of salt.

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

So uhh, step one: get cholera (it lives on shellfish, and plankton do with this what you will, lick some shells or something)
Step two: ingest cholera
Step three: try not to die

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