Okonomiyaki or yakisoba! They're delicious and the cabbage is perfect for it!
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Is that on Steam? I can't find it.
Tbh that sounds absolutely disgusting to eat.
I looked up slim jims. They kind of remind me of the treats I used to give the dog...before she had to start getting hypoallergenic treats because processed treats like that make her sick.
I've never heard of them. What are meat sticks? Is it like beef jerky? Or something else?
It's actually sold in many different other countries as well (such as The Netherlands, Belgium, France, Austria, Poland, etc).
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Almost like a calzone?
And they say knives and tools in the kitchen are dangerous. No, it's the food!
Oh the uncooked ones! Actually, I vaguely recall doing the same thing once. I also tend to cut my hands on plastic food packaging.
And I was once peeling a boiled egg and suddenly the egg turned 'pink'. Cut myself on the egg shell.
I used to use You Need A Budget and was looking for an open source alternative. I've been using Actual since last year and I really like it so far. It has all the features I'd been looking for and is free and open source. It seems to fit your list of requirements as well! I'd highly recommend it!