Pili

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[–] Pili@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah but those are patriotic bananas so that's fine president-parrot-patriotic banana-duck-peeled

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure they can build them in Puerto Rico, Guam, and Hawaii though.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

You won't see him, his dad will make him work in the emerald mine because that's what the children yearn for.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 83 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It would be so funny if he decided to deport Elon back to South Africa for that.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not only do they have balls of steel sailing to bring aid to an area under genocide, but they are even managing to recruit in the middle of the sea.

That's an IRL one piece arc, crazy shit. I really hope it's gonna end well.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Funny how Macron is trying to get in a fight with Russia, China, and the USA all at once. I'm not worried at all, yeah, wtf?

I don't have a bomb shelter bro.

Edit: Maybe that's his way of reclaiming his manhood after being bitch-slapped by his groomer wife in front of the world?

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

POLITICAL dominatrix

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

If the other part is a dough nut, shouldn't these be dough bolts?

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why ask China to keep Korea out of Ukraine? Does he not realise that they are their own country? Does he think China controls, the DPRK, Russia, and Ukraine? That's so strange.

Anyway, I'm ready to receive the DongFeng-41 already, so keep going mister president.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah you're probably right. My doctor told me to take 1mg per day so I followed his recommendation, maybe I wouldn't have had this problem if I took it every other day.

Everyone responds differently to that kind of drugs, and modifying hormonal balance can have pretty fucky effects, so it's better to start slow.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I took finasteride for just 6 days, and it exploded my nipples like popcorn. They are super puffy, like 3 times the volume compared to normal and they are very visible through clothing, also got a significant fat accumulation in that area.

I stopped taking it immediately, that was 7 months ago and my nipples still haven't been back to normal. Finasteride works great for hairloss, but people should be aware that it has rare side effects that can give visible feminisation to their body and they should make sure that they are ready to mentally deal with that if they ever want to try it.

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