Florisboard is what im currently using and its still missing spelling corrections and suggestions which makes it really hard to reccomend. Besides that i really like it. Make sure you go into the haptic settings and turn off "vibrate motor directly", the system haptics for most devices is much better than the mushy ones enabled by default.

Yep you can even set up your Android phone as its own server. Been working like a charm for me.

https://github.com/pixelpassport/snoodroid_server/blob/main/Guide.md

Ugh, I don't know why but I find Discord incredibly confusing to use. I've joined plenty of different communities for game mods and android development and I can never find anything that I'm looking for. The UI is so busy and anything useful that gets posted is quicky pushed out of the way for comments. I really don't understand how a reddit community would be able to move there in the first place.

Yeah it's exactly what I was looking for! The one I'm currently using was actually the only cutting board that was big enough in the store that I was in, so it has goofy cookings decals all over it 😂

For fap desk you really want silicone

I think that would be friendica. I haven't tried it but it uses the ActivityPub protocol so you should even be able to interact with lemmy and mastodon.

I needed a "lap desk" or something to put my laptop on, but I wanted it to be low-profile and I could only find a wooden cutting board. Now wooden cutting boards are the only thing I use as lap desks because most actual lap desks I find are super bulky.

Yeah same, it feels like being in a group chat with strangers. I'm glad it's an option for those that want it though.

The worst is the "good night" posts, I find it so cringey.

Posts like: "Can't keep these sleepy eyes open, sweet dreams everyone". It seems like mastodon is for people that love small talk.

That's what I was thinking, I've seen pictures on here of chicken bones left on shelves 🤢

I'd rather the bananas...

I think OP is including Earth's eventual destruction

Didn't we already do that once?