ProgAimerGirl

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Not reading all that. Epstein didn't kill himself and you're also a child r*pist. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 2 points 8 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago) (1 children)

yesterday was the normalest day in america

today is the normalest day in america

tomorrow is the normalest day in america

and then there's this guy

EDIT:

all over a guy who never dies, Jeffery Epstein

made-it-the-fuck-up trump killed him

Well well well, look who I found in Epstein's phone book in c/badposting@hexbear.net
lib thinks wearing black is a protest against fascism in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

being goth is a protest against a world that would rather swan-dive into fascism than apparently do anything else on this beautiful planet we are destroying

but this lib is not a goth

"No need to thank me" "But you didn't do anything" in c/games@hexbear.net
bRiNg UsA fLagS tO uR pRotEsT in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

disguise your protest as a 4th of july parade so that good people watching know how much you love our country

What did did you think you were supporting, dipshit? in c/gossip@hexbear.net
Chinese Police Detain Dozens of Writers Over Gay Erotic Online Novels in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

it's the new york times, the probability you are being lied to approaches 1

If the word "Sodomy" comes from Sodom & Gomorrah, whats Gomorrahy? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)


BurgerTech™ (cw: r-word) in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

burgertech is a talent tree in gorbino's quest

Trump knocks Fed's Powell, muses about appointing himself to lead central bank in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

the instant trump appoints himself fed chair is the instant the market crash begins in earnest. the speed of capital flight would be staggering

Democratic Senator Alex Padilla forcibly removed from Kristi Noem's DHS LA press conference in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

they literally pinned and cuffed him in the hallway, it's fucking crazy

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guess we're having another one of those "weeks where a bunch of shit happens" (hexbear.net)
 

or whatever

Live updates: Protests erupt outside Los Angeles Home Depot amid federal enforcement operations in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm here you fuckass bitch

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In "Water is Wet" type news: Matty Yglesias forgot to switch to his sock puppet on bsky today (hexbear.net)
 

pathetic

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hypernormalization means i can go "hyper streamer helps kawaii 450e briggs & stratton e-series plastic carburetor-chan blow out her clogged jets before summer mowing season" (hexbear.net)
 

and a statistically nonzero amount of you internet poisoned types will get it

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I need some help translating the strange language in this headline... (hexbear.net)
 

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I'm the frEAKIN' JONKLER of this website (hexbear.net)
 

we live in a society bottom text vuvuzela iphone!!!!!!

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i'm up societying my spectacle rn, i got simulation comin outta my simulacra rn (hexbear.net)
 

so is he a unique and unprecedented fascist threat to democracy

or is he a regular dude you can crack jokes with at a funeral to lighten the mood

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Obama but he's a bird that flew into a theater and interrupted a Shakespeare play by pecking the lead actor (hexbear.net)
 

uhh, let me beak lear

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Jesse "The" Body-Ventura (hexbear.net)
 

for the last time, get it right y'all

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Broke a leg, the mobility aids they gave me have built in AI that "tracks your recovery" but all it's been doing is advertising painkillers every thirty minutes. Should My Crutch Lie??? (hexbear.net)
 

if you think this stinker is a bridge too far,

🎶✨🎤tough tiiiiiits🎤✨🎶

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(CW: Pigs) Goddamn Pigs (hexbear.net)
 

yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!

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Brendan Loper in The New Yorker (hexbear.net)
 

breaking news: sometimes, a lib can be funny

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Hrrrmmm, Joever It Is. Stand Down I Shall (hexbear.net)
 
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