wait, wasn't this two or three weeks ago? it's still in the supply chain? wtf is going on
edit: wait or was that listeria
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instead of warehouse it's werewolfhouse and it's a haunted house that turns into a noneuclidean warehouse on the inside during a full moon
blue (to red): "w-what are you doing, step-shuckle"
me: jumping from a great height
imagining a rando with good political instincts but no context first sneering at this, then getting confused, looking up the oceangate incident, then smiling like a toddler with candy
jerk off sesh in the oval, you know, as boys do
adam in the cuck chair
the rule of reactionary projection says these libs are the ones with the kink. i mean who cares enjoy yourself, but please libs, we do not all need to know about your presidential piss fantasies
she's here somewhere, i bet a dollar
designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices
an overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock's psycho
this way he can commune with the hive living in his computer case
yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!
breaking news: sometimes, a lib can be funny
hell yes hell YES the vibe 
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/
it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it
-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
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Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC
chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -
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, but I draw the line at off-brand cheez-its