PumpkinEscobar

As an American I love the phrase “they hate us because of our freedoms” because it’s the most reliable way to spot an idiot who doesn’t understand the world at all

If kids want to be protected they need to get some better lobbyists. /s

guillotine and chill?

Best fish and chips I ever had, Phillip Island near Melbourne. Australia knows their fish and chips. And their burgers. And their coffee. Australia’s just awesome.

First they came for my mansplaining and I said nothing...

Les Contraception Dangereux

Free rice, not ok Free jumbo jets, all good

Why am I picturing a hostess greeting people with: "Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."

Let me be unequivocal: No DNC officer should ever attempt to influence the outcome of a primary election, whether on behalf of an incumbent or a challenger

Hah, right. The more accurate statement would be something like

As a DNC officer It’s only acceptable to put your thumb on the RIGHT side of the scale

I was like you until I found the spigen screen protectors.

Made of glass, little box thing to align it correctly, no complaints

Spigen Tempered Glass Screen... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C9RX4MLV

So in your view, the current makeup of democratic leadership, representatives and senators is what “fixed” should look like?