Royal_Bitch_Pudding

joined 1 year ago

environmental damage is the answer here.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have your DM introduce a storyline that starts off with interrograting drug dealers on roof tops.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't an implication

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

Anus Tart, very nice

They sound like twats

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, it's salt water!

There's more than 1 way to become a sorcerer

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 15 points 11 months ago

I imagine every now and again an ancient tome speaks to them only for them to roll their eyes and put it in a special chest their parents gave them.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Player 1's father is obviously the Warlord.

Player 2's father is also the Warlord. He killed the father in the same way Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker.

Player 3's mother sold their soul for the Warlord to fall in love with her.

Player 4's Father is the Warlord and Player 3's Mother. Except after they got together they settled down for a happily ever after.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

Just go hangout in a whale for a while. Maybe they'll give up.

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