SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

little puck

Do we watch different Curling, or do you just have a different definition of "little"?

stones

Ah there we go...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

I saw no pedantry, only interesting information.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago

I'll have you know it was a very productive 20 minutes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago

WOAH there, slow down a bit.

He would never go to some backwoods country and tell them how to live their lives.

He will send OTHER people, no point in getting his shoes dirty by actually going there.

It's an American tradition.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 60 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Just once I'd love to see a major government force a company into bankruptcy by making them clean up their own mess.

Company: "We can't clean up our industrial mining waste, it's too expensive and we would go under!"

Government: ~~okay well we will have the taxpayers pay for it. Here have a bailout. Remember, daddy loves you so much~~ "Oh then I guess you should have factored that into your costs. Get to work. And when you have no more money to pay for others to clean it up for you, we expect to see the executives and management out there with gloves and a can-do attitude"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 56 points 2 months ago

"The Ronald Reagan Abortion Clinic for Tolerance and Equality"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

Honestly I find Russian general's belief in a 3 day offensive more credible than that.

Nearly 1000 days later, even.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am Texa~~cu~~s.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

I legitimately think he will die before ever seeing consequences.

The people in charge are too fucking scared to actually punish him because TERRORISM WORKS

They just straight up don't want to punish people because they're afraid some MAGAts might get mad and ~~start~~ continue to shoot things up.

They tried to murder members of congress and the vice president once, and nobody involved has recieved a punishment fitting of the crime. Certainly not the punishment we were taught happens when we were in school.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Bread is hamas now, I guess.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also how many are repeat callers.

"Hey Bert, Old Man Jenkins called in another Santa Clause, do you have eyes on a plane around the airport?"

"Sure do, Tina. Small single engine is making it's approach now."

"okay thanks. I'll give you another ring when he calls in for the 243rd time this year..."

Back when I was a teenager in church, some of the local cops would be talking shit about the "crazies" they would arrest, and apparently one guy would call in about UFOs every time the nearest air force base used the training airspace that was overhead. Multiple times a week, and I guess never listened that it wasn't aliens.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 215 points 2 months ago (25 children)

Here's the one that convinced my dad that connecting everything is bad:

Your smart fridge knows what's inside and knows you just added a 12 pack of soda and donuts to the shopping list. They sell that data to a bunch of companies, including your insurance company. They know you have diabetes.

Your insurance rates just went up for the fifth time this year because your insurance company knows what you're eating.

And it's a good thing you don't drink beer or your car insurance would have gone up 'due to increased risk factors.' too bad you wanted to buy a new car this year.

Not only can you not afford it now, the price went up because they know you want a car. I'm sure they would make a payment deal with you though.

And every company will know all about the deal, the beer, the donuts, and all it took was sending money to whatever company had the information, and they were more than happy to sell it.

The more we allow companies to freely operate like this without regulation and without proper punishment for breaking the rules, we will continue sliding toward the hellscape of Ferenginar. For the non trekkies, it's a hyper-capitalist species of profit-driven assholes.

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