ShaggySnacks

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There are two stages when dealing with Nazis.

In the first stage: mock the ever loving shit out of Nazis. Nazis thrive on being making people afraid of them. Hard for people to he afraid of you when everyone is mocking you.

Glitter bomb, flaming bags of poop, toilet paper, egg the Fuentes house. Draw penises on the walls. The more juvenile the prank, the better. Hard to be afraid of someone when they have massive penis spray painted on the garage door.

Second stage kicks in when Nazis start getting violent. Kick those fuckers right in the crotch. Stop them from being able to breed.

Polar bears care not if you are trans or cis. All is food.

Which was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We've all be living a lie. We all thought Lemmy was full of communists, femboys, and Linux. In reality, Lemmy is all about MAGA.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doing, ding. Winner right here!

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh man, it sounds like the fascist out group just keeps growing.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago (5 children)

To me, a leftist is someone who looks at the status quo and goes this is fucked up. We need to fix it.

A liberal looks at the status quo and goes "this isn't this bad." Think Bill Clinton or Tony Blair. Politicans who continued to maintain the status quo after their conservative predecessors.

If a leftist politician served after a conservative politician. The leftist politician would be like "fuck this" and upend the status quo.

I like Burn It Down Tuesdays.

You put images in my head that makes me want to end it all.

Dumpster Fire has evolved into a Garbage Dump Fire.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This implies that Trump is a Lich. That is a terrifying thought.

The book is about being ungovernable. Pirates are pretty ungovernable.

 

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to c/trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca
 

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Top panel - Marge is standing by a large SUV, patting the vehicle with a wicked smile. The SUV's head lights are on and extremely bright. Marge is saying "(Snickering) Nobody will ever cut me off"

Bottom panel - The lights are on and showing what's behind the garage wall. Bart is seen going through Marge's purse in on the kitchen table.

 
 
 
 
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