ShaggySnacks

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That was someone's retirement grease!

The one benefit of the Black Plague was that decimation of workers shifted power into the hands of workers as there was fewer of them. While eliminating 1.3 billion people would massively change the power dynamics. However, 1.3 billion gone would cause major society upheaval.

Removing one billionaire allows society to continue with minimal disruption.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They say death and taxes are the only the constants in life. I would like to add "BMW drivers not using the turn signals."

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Billionaire hands down. No need to think about it. No moral dilemma here.

The only stress would be making sure th trolley actually runs the billionaire over.

For added bonus, I will even dress up like the traditional villain with the cape, top hat, and th twirly mustache.

Dino nuggies are god tier.

Fantastic album.

I'm da boss. I got da most teef.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How does one join the cult for The Cube?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are You Smarter Than Fifth Grader: The Presidental Election Edition.

It has to be hosted by Muppets. Why? The Presidential election is now a game show. Might as well lean into the absurdity of it.

Blasted into the depths of space, works for me.

Your wife's boyfriend.

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