The dog:

And then some idiots decided they should have no legs at all.

The cat is named Midas and he hears just fine with the extra set of ears.
https://www.instagram.com/midas_x24/

My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018

Someone should photoshop the woman out of the picture, so it would look like the cat was doing a flying kick at the catperson

I know that place. The borders between the Ellestraat (Hulst, NL) and the Hellestraat (Stekene, BE).

The right side of the street on the Belgian part is actually Dutch for a few 100 meters. If you look around on street view the part with a bicycle lane is Belgian, the part without it is Dutch.

I would fall down the stairs and then apologize and give the cat treats because I hurt it.

Hey OP, you are now breathing manually. And you have to blink your eyes.

Khajiit stole nothing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

Just put a vuvuzela in the exhaust pipe.