SsxChaos

One look at the finger tips and For a hot sec I thought this was going south 😂😏

I got my own lesson in those too when i came out. lol

What? Why? Did they tickle your pickle? 😐

Idk never met those said "hot babes" however I keep getting notified about them "hot milfs in my area wants to tickle my pickle"

I named mY son Fuck so Incase he someday becomes famous they will either surrender to accept the word or he'll be even more famous for the man who's name cannot be said in public " he who can't be named "

are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker

Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?

5 stars ⭐ Vibin to his screams rn, has some quality vocals there 🤌

People already call me smart, but I have depression and can't keep my focus in one job or task, so I don't really think being smart helps in any age or era

Things I love in porn: everything greentext op doesn't love in porn, except men, I call them talented dikers.

Is that Qt on Wayland? Cool

You guys are so lucky you have these cool gf/bf dreams I can't even have fun in my sleep last night alone I dreamt that I was floating around, it was cool at first then I met a super cool magician that at first glance at me he gave me the feel pity looks so I floated to him to ask why the looks what's wrong? then it hit me that I'm only floating because the earth doesn't want none with me anymore 🤧 so I'm basically only floating because even the ground and gravity rejected me.

Funniest shit I've read today X'D

You have confirmed that this isn't true, but you did forget to add also gay as it's a fact must be added.