Easy 4 under par on today's Bandle
Stoatmilk
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They should get back to tradition and start putting hot CGI ladies on graphics cards
I like being summoned in Souls games, but right now I'm at the level in Elden Ring where the only two places I get summoned are the Radahn fight (the only boss that is actually harder if you summon) and the Lake of Rot (what do they even want me to do here?). I wish I had more restraint and never touched those statues.
What part about Vaal Hazak is graceful, the puke attack?
I am convinced people do this cum thing on purpose, I have never seen it used when there is no possible way to interpret it as meaning ejaculate, it's always cum restaurant or cum tourist or something
He is a bit of a dork, but it's written like that on purpose. He is like a Sonic OC level of fantasy cool guy, but in a world that does not tolerate that kind of fantasy fulfillment, often leading to him being the butt of the joke.
Phallos is such a better legendary both in terms of typing and design, the few pokemon unique to Balls just arent worth being stuck with Testiculorum
The local Chinese buffet is slowly turning the dial away from "white people Chinese food", you love to see it
good for them
Making a video essay where the visuals are mostly text on a black background, but making sure the background has a slight color gradient so all my viewers get to look at compression artifacts for an hour
The people writing the training programs are sabotaging you because they want to win the marathon themselves
Look the porn bots on twitter are bad and all, but it's a bit goofy to complain about all the "hardcore pornography" in the comments when it is actually all extremely softcore, you just kind of look like a prude