Val Hazaak? Are you fuckin’ kidding me? Brains are broken.

You can always tell the female dragons because they be shoppin'

Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.

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Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium

excuse me are you saying this isn't feminine? whose the sexist now sweaty!

who thinks women genetically have eyeliner and smell like flowers.

oh? it just started happening after i took enough E

Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.

Okay, you lost me here. Farting and puking effluvium is a distinctly feminine trait.

The funny thing is that elder dragons are canonically as likely to have no sexes/alien sexes as they are to have more familiar sex based reproduction. You have Lunastra and Teostra's collective species and possibly Ahta-kal's, but then you have Nergigante (explicitly monogendered with asexual budding based reproduction), the Magala family (parasitic impregnation based reproduction with two distinct species of symbiotic virus).

Unless we're given lore from the writers, any given elder dragon could be male, female, monogendered or something yet unknown. Stinky here could reproduce with the weird lifesteal effluvium and be part fungus, and that's its own can of worms.

also it's just using the same skeleton and animations as Kushala so like lol

EDIT: I also forgot about Fatalis, who is implied to be biologically immortal and able to replicate by regenerating from shed body parts, as well as Xeno'Jiiva and Safi'Jiiva who also possibly reproduce parasitically (there was a Xeno'jiiva egg inside the body of MSQ Zorah Magdaros) and Safi'Jiiva even does some really weird shit where it seems to molt into a form that resembles other elder dragons as a form of predatory mimicry, possibly as its method to get close and implant eggs in powerful elder dragons.

Okay that last part isn't explicitly canon but so many things line up for it not to be intentional, especially since the species does canonically use pheromones to attract other elder dragons.

Yeah, that monster is CLEARLY a twink, what is that dude on about??

This is on the same level of stupid as dudes who thinks women genetically have eyeliner and smell like flowers.

Pacman sexual dimorphism

The only thing I could call traditionally "feminine" there is the fact that the horrible meat cloak kind of looks like a lace veil.

Anyway, fun fact, Black Diablos are canonically all female because they're just regular Diablos that turned black because they're in heat.

kulve taroth gooners blathering on and on about its giant gold titties

What part about Vaal Hazak is graceful, the puke attack?

I do think the zombie rot dragon moves pretty fluidly, but how someone could read that as "graceful & feminine" is weird lol, even setting aside the instant "graceful=feminine" association for a sec.

I...guess Blackveil Vaal Hazak could be seen as having a...idk mourning or bridal veil...thing going on? Maybe???

The farty barfy corpse dragon is one of my favorite elder dragon designs though, very cool fight. Ugh, now I wanna raise my grievances with the forced gendered armor designs in Monster Hunter...

I want to sit this dude down, strap them to the chair and force them to watch lucha libre for 48 straight hours

you will appreciate the grace and fluidity of Mistico, Hechicero, Black Taurus and Mascara Dorada. you will enjoy it. you will not be weird about gender.

If you think that's bad, be grateful you aren't in the anime discourse about how disliking harems is poly-phobic.

Based on some art I've seen on deviantart, I was shocked and outraged that this wasn't talking about Pukei-Pukei.

To be fair I feel like a corpse dragon sometimes

Lol I was expecting idk Kirin or the cuttlefish from Iceborn. Vaal Hazak, come on now.

I always wished someone could coach me on Monster Hunter. This particular piece of shit was a nightmare was the greatsword. I frequently maxed out the timer.