Stoatmilk

joined 1 year ago
[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's pretty funny how common it is for one side to view posting as a performance and another to view it (more correctly) as a conversation. It happens on twitter all the time, where someone will write a comedic post, and someone replies with what in the real world would be a completely normal riff, only to get a reply like "do not tell my joke back at me".

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Sonya looked delightful--toes protruding--in her brown fur in a pond. Very very respectful.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This just in: Noam Chomsky has gone missing, he is nowhere to be found

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Should have used the "imagine you are a vampire" technique

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Made some rhubarb juice, there wasn't enough red color in the skin so it ended up swamp water green instead of pink, but it's still tasty

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

How does it compare to NUMB3RS, the TV series from 2005 where a mathematician helps the FBI solve crimes?

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Coming closer to fully agreeing with Skull Face from MGSV every day

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I had to update my BIOS to exorcise a curse, and now the computer is trying to get me to install windows 11 shatter

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

The manga is probably my favorite completed manga ever, and the anime adaptation is very good, even if it does suffer from modern adaptationitis. Don't listen to what people are saying about it online though, a lot of it is goofy nonsense.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm from a place where people leave older/children's bikes unlocked on the side of the road all the time, and those don't seem to end up blocking the path. Maybe it's some scooter-hating prankster doing a psyop, but that seems to me the less likely scenario.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (9 children)

They should either lower maximum speed those things go to 15 km/h or actually build road infrastructure for them, and ban users who leave them in the middle of the road, those things are a menace

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