Listed on stock exchanges instead of owned by private shareholders.

Because you just run a script in poweshell and it gives you a legit licence. There have even been reported cases of Microsoft support advising to use the script when a customer has a licence issue.

One has a stinger and one incubates eggs I guess?

They've got EA Sports FC (formerly FIFA) and madden though, they're never going to die.

All wages (whether you're the janitor or CEO) reduce a company's profits, which means lower corporation tax. You are talking about payroll taxes, which are a different thing.

Replace car with anything you own and ask yourself if you would like strangers to treat your belongings that way.

They grew up with facetime, and this is how they translate that into a facetime without video

adb sideload magisk.zip

Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

Ever met a 30 year old squirrel? Idk to be honest I have no idea how long they live

When the homies fix corporate compensation by inventing RSUs 😎💰

This is absolutely the way to go, but be aware that it can lead to concentration/sectoral risk when managers aren't aware of positions in the other portfolios. For example, Goldman could invest heavily in tech or pharma or whatever, not realising that JPM also have a big investment in that area.