SusheeMonster

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BEGONE THOT in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Why should we do anything? It's our digestive system that sucks.

Your washing machine is now a subscription service that sells your data to the NSA in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?

Nurse Joy said you were overweight im not giving you any more rule you little shit in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago

Do Pokemon ever get so obese and lethargic that they don't even vocalize their full names, anymore?

I bet this fat MFer just says "Pi" all the time

When someone replies to this and says 'stop making everything political' they mean to tell you to stop challenging the status quo in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn't an ordeal

Wife and I are finally at the beach for the first time in 5 years. It's late, but it's beautiful! in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth

Just what the bros want in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] SusheeMonster@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know

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