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More like here they cum lol /s
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H20, Agua
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Some D-Mox
Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.
Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.
"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.
In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".
Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
“Now that’s good quality H2O”
I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It's coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling
...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”
Sky Juice in Malaysia
Council pop
I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.
Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...
For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.
Some southern Slavs call tap water "technical" because it's technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don't want to drink... You complain as you chain smoke.
"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?