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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 141 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 23 points 1 week ago

More like here they cum lol /s

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Username checks out

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 131 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Fuckin burn lol

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is it. I don't need to read any more of the thread.

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't touch that stuff, fish fuck in it!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?

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[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fuck in it, doncha know?

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it

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[–] humppapappa@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_ale

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago

Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.

[–] ManaOatbun@jlai.lu 19 points 1 week ago

In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol

There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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“Now that’s good quality H2O”

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Morning brown, morning brown

Get yourself a cup of morning brown

Morning brown, morning frown

What the heck is morning brown?

Well, morning brown is great, you get it

in a cup

Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

It comes from beans, have it hot or with

ice

In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice

Morning brown, I'm still not sure

Can you please explain it some more?

It's coffee, ya fuck

Oh, right, yep

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We call it Corporation Pop here.

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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will bravely face the consequences of my actions

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[–] ItsMrChristmas@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water

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[–] lemmyausmister@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.

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[–] punkcoder@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”

[–] Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Sky Juice in Malaysia

[–] Tingle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Over here we call it Council Juice

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[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Council pop

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.

Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...

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[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 10 points 1 week ago

For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.

[–] hansolo 10 points 1 week ago

Some southern Slavs call tap water "technical" because it's technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don't want to drink... You complain as you chain smoke.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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