~~On that online classwork grind rn :uzi-misery: have fun beeing it up tho~~
Actually if this dinner trip I’m getting dragged to doesn’t take too long I might be able to finish it up on time idk
wdym those are just regular Mormon names
Got online college stuff tn 
the lancer trans mega just HAS to be the day right after I got booted from my team for being late too many times :,(
two months, tops
What abt when their data centers get deservedly molotov’d by neoluddite guerilla cells
new syrCIA emblem just dropped, smth smth corporate minimalism gone too far
We don't even look at porn on our computer anymore- we look at it on our phone?
I think a part of it is bc our culture was founded on being Merry Tricksters who spam pics of a pig whose shit landed on his balls when someone has a bad take that doesn’t deserve the dignity of an actual response, while the rest of lemmy is comprised of hardcore Reddit fundamentalists who expect everyone to take everything seriously at all times (unless they’re sharing a meme from like 9 yrs ago)
Also there’s probably like a dozen label execs waiting in the wings to pay his bail as soon as they can
I think this is the mythical Moderate Republican the Dems keep making concessions to or smth idfk
Time for the already miniscule left vote to split EVEN FURTHER
Source: https://www.thestranger.com/
Kshama Sawant (SA) was thought to be absent from yesterday’s Seattle City Council assembly after she failed to show up in her seat after an hour. However, a security sweep executed by Dan Strauss (D) as he left to go to the bathroom revealed that the only Trotskyist in a major city council had split into 16 different clones over what has suspected by observers to have effectively been “a shower argument about electoralism gone wrong”.
“It’s like, real Kirby Mass Attack shit”, Zack Ames (I), a recently hired security intern, remarked in an overheard phone call. “I tried to pick one of her up, but she punched me right in the fingernail! Fuck, it still hurts, man.”
As of the time of writing, the Sawants are getting into a fistfight on the formerly unified councilwoman’s desk over Fidel Castro’s policies.
All 16 press offices were contacted for an official statement, but each of them gave responses calling our reporters dweebs, of which the longest lasted only three sentences.
Are there any old guns bought by Iran in the Iran-Contra affair that are still in service and being used after 40 years by some sleeper agent burrowing into Gaza rn
wtf is a scrubs didn’t tlc hate it or smth