WeirdGoesPro

Please Jesus tell me you intended an /s at the end of that statement.

I heard that plenty in East Texas too.

You are wrong about 50% of us.

I saw "send Trump rushing" and I really hoped it was followed by "to the ~~hospital morgue~~ bowels of hell"

I no longer work with them. Everyone’s biology is different—you should see a hair loss doctor and get their advice for your own scalp.

There are some people who only drink sodie pop.

Musk just spent 250 million to buy an entire presidential election. Is there any history of someone spending a whole billion on one?

I was about to say—we lost the panhandle, and nobody realistically knows what lives there anyway.

10 million seems low only because there are realistic things that can cost more than that. Nothing an individual could buy costs a billion. That’s the heinous part of billionaires in my opinion—it is just numbers on a screen for them to measure their dicks with. No realistic change of lifestyle is happening after the first billion, yet they continue to inhale dollars out of greed and habit.

There are a lot of prescription treatments for balding these days that seem to work. I have never personally used them, but I know people who have, and they seemed to stop going bald.

Jack Dougherty will be the worst soldier.

So you want to sleep with your fiancée? I feel like I’m missing something. That is pretty normal.