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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 90 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Two Bortses, what are the chances

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago

We need more bort license plates in the gift shop!

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago

Excuse me, my sons name is also Bort

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's two Aidens. How did this get so realistic.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

*three Aidens ..... they call Briaden Aiden for short.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can you believe Borts and Chunus are the same age?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But Borts has either spina bifida or a couple of lip rings.

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[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I literally never thought I would say this, but which Borts?

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What do you think about the shirt match:

  • paternal twins
  • bffs who’s last names are next to each other and they’ve been doing the match thing since freshman year
  • “omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt as you on picture day?!”
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its brain slop. Everyone else's photos, stories and ideas put in a blender then reconstituted into a shape of things, like making a chicken out of chicken nugget meat

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[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 37 points 6 months ago

I pity the Foob.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 34 points 6 months ago

Multiple times I came across a name I wanted to comment on, but there kept being more

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shimp,Shamp and Chunus 🤣

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Jorch = the long version

Jort = the short version

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Notice how they're all white and there's only 4-5 girls out of 24 students

[–] Licksrocks@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

A near perfect description of my high school

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[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

The weirdest part is that I think I recognize some of these people

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

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[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 21 points 6 months ago

We're out of Bort license plates in the gift shop

[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This only gets funnier the longer I look at it. Which is difficult to do since I start laugh-crying every time I read the names.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 19 points 6 months ago

My son is also named Borts...

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

We need more Borts license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Borts license plates.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Foob and Chunus Sittin' in a tree

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wake up, babe! New spelling for white girl name that starts with the pronunciation “Ash” just dropped!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

WHICH BORTS

IM NOT COOL WITH THE SKINNY ONE

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[–] Bob@midwest.social 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Whiter than... Something really white.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago

"A yeti in a snow storm fighting Tilda Swinton"?

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[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 months ago

Poor Bootus. She never had a chance.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 14 points 6 months ago

Chunus looks exactly like a person named Chunus.

[–] leadore@kbin.social 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hi, this is my brother Borts and this is my other brother Borts.

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[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is Asheliigynne how our grandkids will spell their names?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I never told you this but I had a crush on Hogby.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

You know how I can tell this is Jort's yearbook?

Because nobody signed it. What a nerd.

[–] N_Crow@leminal.space 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Chunnus, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Broop, Hogby. It's like aliens trying to pass up as humans but being very awkward about it.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure Fooby showed up in a wig one day, got asked her name, and started with "Foob--" before realizing their mistake, then went with it.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago

I think I dated a Hogby

[–] TronnaRaps@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)
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[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Cursed, I love it.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Im definitely a Borts kinda guy

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

Classic Bootus

[–] Dangdoggo@kbin.social 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself! I'm Bootus 💖

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[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Tag yourself, I'm Hob̵͇̚en

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[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Those are just regular new age names.

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