Two Bortses, what are the chances
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We need more bort license plates in the gift shop!
Excuse me, my sons name is also Bort
There's two Aidens. How did this get so realistic.
Can you believe Borts and Chunus are the same age?
I literally never thought I would say this, but which Borts?
What do you think about the shirt match:
- paternal twins
- bffs who’s last names are next to each other and they’ve been doing the match thing since freshman year
- “omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt as you on picture day?!”
Its brain slop. Everyone else's photos, stories and ideas put in a blender then reconstituted into a shape of things, like making a chicken out of chicken nugget meat
I pity the Foob.
Multiple times I came across a name I wanted to comment on, but there kept being more
Shimp,Shamp and Chunus 🤣
Shirmp*
Jorch = the long version
Jort = the short version
Notice how they're all white and there's only 4-5 girls out of 24 students
A near perfect description of my high school
The weirdest part is that I think I recognize some of these people
We're out of Bort license plates in the gift shop
This only gets funnier the longer I look at it. Which is difficult to do since I start laugh-crying every time I read the names.
My son is also named Borts...
We need more Borts license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Borts license plates.
Wake up, babe! New spelling for white girl name that starts with the pronunciation “Ash” just dropped!
Borts has a heart of gold
Whiter than... Something really white.
"A yeti in a snow storm fighting Tilda Swinton"?
Poor Bootus. She never had a chance.
Chunus looks exactly like a person named Chunus.
I never told you this but I had a crush on Hogby.
You know how I can tell this is Jort's yearbook?
Because nobody signed it. What a nerd.
Chunnus, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Broop, Hogby. It's like aliens trying to pass up as humans but being very awkward about it.
Pretty sure Fooby showed up in a wig one day, got asked her name, and started with "Foob--" before realizing their mistake, then went with it.
I think I dated a Hogby
Cursed, I love it.
Im definitely a Borts kinda guy
Classic Bootus