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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Two Bortses, what are the chances

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

We need more bort license plates in the gift shop!

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago

Excuse me, my sons name is also Bort

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's two Aidens. How did this get so realistic.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

*three Aidens ..... they call Briaden Aiden for short.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can you believe Borts and Chunus are the same age?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But Borts has either spina bifida or a couple of lip rings.

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[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I literally never thought I would say this, but which Borts?

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What do you think about the shirt match:

  • paternal twins
  • bffs who’s last names are next to each other and they’ve been doing the match thing since freshman year
  • “omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt as you on picture day?!”
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Its brain slop. Everyone else's photos, stories and ideas put in a blender then reconstituted into a shape of things, like making a chicken out of chicken nugget meat

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[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 37 points 11 months ago

I pity the Foob.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago

Multiple times I came across a name I wanted to comment on, but there kept being more

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shimp,Shamp and Chunus 🤣

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jorch = the long version

Jort = the short version

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Notice how they're all white and there's only 4-5 girls out of 24 students

[–] Licksrocks@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

A near perfect description of my high school

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[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

The weirdest part is that I think I recognize some of these people

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

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[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This only gets funnier the longer I look at it. Which is difficult to do since I start laugh-crying every time I read the names.

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 21 points 11 months ago

We're out of Bort license plates in the gift shop

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 19 points 11 months ago

My son is also named Borts...

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

We need more Borts license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Borts license plates.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Foob and Chunus Sittin' in a tree

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[–] Bob@midwest.social 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Whiter than... Something really white.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

"A yeti in a snow storm fighting Tilda Swinton"?

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

WHICH BORTS

IM NOT COOL WITH THE SKINNY ONE

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wake up, babe! New spelling for white girl name that starts with the pronunciation “Ash” just dropped!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 14 points 11 months ago

Chunus looks exactly like a person named Chunus.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago

Poor Bootus. She never had a chance.

[–] leadore@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hi, this is my brother Borts and this is my other brother Borts.

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[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is Asheliigynne how our grandkids will spell their names?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I never told you this but I had a crush on Hogby.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

You know how I can tell this is Jort's yearbook?

Because nobody signed it. What a nerd.

[–] N_Crow@leminal.space 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Chunnus, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Broop, Hogby. It's like aliens trying to pass up as humans but being very awkward about it.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure Fooby showed up in a wig one day, got asked her name, and started with "Foob--" before realizing their mistake, then went with it.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

I think I dated a Hogby

[–] TronnaRaps@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)
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[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Cursed, I love it.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Im definitely a Borts kinda guy

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Classic Bootus

[–] Dangdoggo@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself! I'm Bootus 💖

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[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Tag yourself, I'm Hob̵͇̚en

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[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those are just regular new age names.

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