ZeroCool

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[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

You’ll get better.

 

“I spent hours in my lab and finally created a device that would bring me right to the moment Hitler was born so I could give that baby a piece of my mind and change the course of history,” said Representative Eastlund while enjoying a delicious plate of apple strudel at a quaint Austrian cafe. “I didn’t want to be rude when I arrived at Hitler’s place so I stood in the doorway and held a sign that said ‘Save Medicaid’ as high as I could. I’m pretty sure baby Adolph saw it, but he may have been sleeping. After about 15 seconds a man with a very thick mustache escorted me out of the building, but my message was pretty clear. I’m excited to see how much better the world is once I go back to the present.”

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 day ago

Well, I can't say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is literally the plot of Michael Moore's comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it'd be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 days ago

Heads up: This image was posted by The Beaverton's social media team but does not appear to have a corresponding article on their website.

 
 

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