ZeroGravitas

This could have been La Liga, if not for that insane game yesterday.

And A-women too 😁

Thank you for your service. I mean it.

Nothing personal, I try to correct this view everywhere I see it.

Y2K didn't happen because a lot of talented engineers worked their asses off to prevent it from happening. It is the bane of IT people everywhere that the working state of the systems they create and maintain is being taken for granted by the public, with barely a thought givem to those who fight bugs, spam, cyber attacks and pure entropy every day. It is in fact a minor miracle of engineering that we're even having this conversation.

Now I want an "Yo momma is a singleton" t-shirt 😂

Inside of you there are two wolves. One looks like a fox with owl makeup and the other like a puck-nosed shepherd dog with strabism.

Haha good for you! Our guy got the nickname Loopmaster for a couple of weeks. 😁

Nowadays the proper network switches used commercially can tell there's a loop and isolate the ports until the loop is gone. Another loophole closed (pun very much intended).

You don't need TikTok to do dumb shit, but I can see how it can be an inspiration. However, people have been poking things into holes since the dawn of time. And I don't mean sexually, although that's also true, but it belongs on another instance.

Back in the days of dumb switches, a bored colleague managed to take down the network in the whole building. While in a meeting, he played around with an Ethernet patch cable and inserted it in two adjacent network ports on the table, thus creating a loop. Good times.

Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.

That's... surprisingly accurate. Every time he sees her, that's a new instance of the abstract Wife in his head, which is different from the previous instance in small, but interesting ways.

For instance, current_wife.HasFood() returns true.

Are you owning libs, son?

Which fucker moved the garlic rope and opened the coffin of Nazi eugenics theory?