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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Oh, just like they did in Nazi Germany back then, measuring skulls to find inferior people. They called it "Rassenhygiene" back then. It is amazing to see how many Nazi Germany ideas they unearth and recycle in the US nowadays.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Transphobic sex-purists think the perfect male/female bodies are built like Disney characters

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

but what about the Green M&M?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

jerma985 looks like the yellow m&m how DARE he 🤬😡

(one of my favorite jerma clips btw)

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago

misread this as "German M&M"

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago

That's their research material

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those two skull outlines just look like they were photographed with a different focal length or something. There is no way skull morphology is this strongly affected by sex.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah... Like there'd be a bit more credence if the guy was going after the pelvis but... You'd have to either xray or extract the pelvis for that.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even then there's so much overlap in human dimorphism that it's not an exact science, there's still like a 5-10% error rate in sexing perfectly preserved pelvic bones. Accurate enough for anthropology, but that's a big error rate to apply to individuals.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

that's my favorite fact for the "YoUr SkEleToN iS mAle!!1!" crowd. Also I'd be dead then, I won't a shit if some teenagers put my skull in a bowling ball, much less being actually used for archeological research that benefits humanity lol

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not catholic, but I'm pretty sure they would object to extracting the popes pelvis.

If you're young enough though then they may let you touch it.

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love their little diagrams showing us just how fucking wrong they are.

"That's a female skull! (As long as you ignore 40% of the bone mass)"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 day ago

literally just the skulls of disney characters

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 71 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Just made me think about phrenology.

"I am not just a racist. I am an educated racist." - Measurehead

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Stupidest science ever. How do you even read bullshit like this? Maybe I should probe for a bulge where “criticism” is.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I misread foresight as foreskin lmao 😂

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's real, you can confirm it by denting their skull in the area associated with "reasoning, causality, planning" and observe them fall insensate to the ground

*only works on phrenologists

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

THE UNPROMISING RACE PUPIL RETURNS

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[–] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 116 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's right! The skull goes in the square hole

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 83 points 1 day ago
[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 195 points 2 days ago (3 children)

wait a second, the pope has a giant skull tattoo on his face?
is he in MS-13?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 86 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's why he was deported to the Vatican.

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 173 points 2 days ago (25 children)

After the advent of DNA testing, many anthropologists and archeologists were embarrassed because skeletal remains were missexed.

Even my A&P textbook had this garbage in it. It claimed racial difference in the skull and sex difference in the Hip bones. But it's bullshit. The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is with DNA.

'The Mismeasure of Man' by Gould is a fascinating history of bio-determinism and psudoscientific attempt to measure it.

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Archaeologist here, maybe it's just new wave training but widely taught that it's not an easy task to sex skeletons on morphology alone.

Sure some features appear more commonly amongst men and some more commonly amongst women, but there is considerable overlap.

Pelvis are generally identifiable, but the bio-archaeologists I know prefer to say the skeleton displays female characteristics without providing a definitive biological sex. They have to have some great evidence before claiming for certain.

Also fun fact, you can't measure this morphology when there's still skin and muscle fucking attached.

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The show Bones had a lot of weirdness, but I did appreciate that they consistently (at least the first few seasons when I was watching) stripped the bones down and even had a bug guy on staff to do it efficiently.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is to be interested in what they're interested in, and not say stuff like "ay, babey, you'd looked better with more meat on those bones!" Otherwise, just ride the vibe and see where the mood takes you.

[–] VitoRobles 86 points 1 day ago

many anthropologists and archeologists were embarrassed because skeletal remains were missexed.

I mean I get it. Impossible to tell without skeletal boobs.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is with DNA.

What about sexing a pope?

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[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 202 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh, we're back to measuring skulls lmao

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 120 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’d like to hit him up side the head.

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE "HAM SANDWICH RACE" IS WANING."

OFFSHOOTS OF THE SEMENESE PEOPLE INVENTED DISCO WHILE HAVING SEX UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE. IT IS A SHAME UPON MY RACE - BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

So I suppose it is settled, the new freedom pope has a feminine penis

[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 167 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Same energy as the boy wolf girl wolf post, lol.

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Inside of you there are two wolves. One looks like a fox with owl makeup and the other like a puck-nosed shepherd dog with strabism.

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 22 points 1 day ago

We need a cultural revolution because who the fuck in their American minds decided this?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago

At school we had a thing where if your ring finger was longer than your index finger then it meant you were a bummer. Never mind the fact that you can change that with slight angling of the hand.

This is what those kids are doing now.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (17 children)
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[–] Paradachshund 76 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I'm surprised magas care so much about the pope considering they don't follow any christian morals or tenets.

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 day ago

Wow. True Nazi science. And all in a day like May 9th 2025.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the bastion of radical progressivism and LGBTQ+ rights, the.... Catholic Church?

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago

When every single pope looks like a left-wing extremist to you, you may have strayed too far to the right.

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