That's a lot of words just to try and justify posting a picture from your furry porn collection.

Same reason why banks kept giving loans to Trump. He had so much debt that their best option for a long time was to just give him more money in the hopes he could use it to earn enough to repay all the loans. Sunk-cost fallacy at the major financial level.

Fuck corporations but I don't believe this for a second. People are just making this shit up now. Some dude scribbles some prices on a piece of paper and this whole website loses its mind.

What is going on with your flooring my guy

My roommate used to give me shit for falling asleep in jeans after we got stoned. Like bro how uncomfortable are your jeans because I don't even notice mine.

The stupid part is he used the doorbell exactly as intended. That's how he knew there was a kid at the door. He's just trying to shift blame to innocent people doing innocuous things because he wants to shoot them.

Job security for a job that shouldn't need to exist? Dumb as shit. Do you also leave your trash wherever the fuck you want because you think it's "job security" for whoever has to clean it up?

He knows he doesn't stand a chance in the primary so he's setting up a way to lose that he can try to blame on the Democrats.

It's just courteous to clean up a bit before having company over.

In all fairness, any fully human person would also be really confused if you asked them these stupid fucking questions.

"eXtInCtIoN LeVeL eVeNt" shut the fuck up