altphoto

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[–] altphoto 3 points 1 week ago

Oh that's hilarious. We used to live near a Jehovah's temple or whatever they call it. That literally stopped going house to house for a while.

[–] altphoto 7 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Let them keep those. I hereby declare that if I don't own the thing, I ain't buying it. So no root, no $$$.

[–] altphoto -2 points 1 week ago

Dang George Carling looks fucked up! Ever since he died he hasn't said anything. Not one joke. Not even an utterance. A limerick about Jesus! Fuck no! No riddles or really cute stories about poo bear or the stupid train Thomas the dumbass. But seriously, if he was alive he would look just like that because of everything that's been happening. Reminds me of the "fucking dog" bit...thrown up on the counter with us asking for another god dammed Georgy.

[–] altphoto 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Zero job prospects. They are basically the SS. No one will ever employ them.

[–] altphoto 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you guys see that cardboard box! Holy guacamole! Where did you get that? I've only seen those at Costco and usually are luxury items. Perfect motivator. Of all the fancy cat things, the goal is the all mighty cardboard box.

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Meanwhile in Afghanistan...

You mean Antelopes can jump that high?

Advanced technology upgrade!

[–] altphoto 7 points 1 week ago

Its your word and evidence against the word and ignorance and willingness to kick you out of a racist asshole.

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 week ago

The internet is for porn.

Anyone who doesn't know and agree with this doesn't understand the origins of the internet or why we're all here and why as you scroll there are nudes.

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 week ago

If we do, we'll definitely reach mars. I can imagine it now! Its 3055 and everything is totally fine now that we can escape to Mars in an inflatable city. A whole 4000 square feet of freedom soaring thru the sky with the last of us aboard ready for a whole new life and a good 7 in inflated cities for our children to live. She changes her name to Mother Gaia and His name is now Adam. One day in the distant future perhaps a large meteor would come roaring and reshaping our planet into livable space again.

[–] altphoto 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah that's what I really meant. Cars, planes and large machinery. When all that stopped for the couple of years...days sometimes weeks at a time, everything was eerily silent.

[–] altphoto 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Same here. The pandemic showed me a couple of things very clearly:

  1. humans make a shit tom of noise.
  2. we pollute and change the climate with our pollution.
  3. staying at home gives me freedom to learn and do a whole bunch of other things.
[–] altphoto 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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