altphoto

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[–] altphoto 5 points 1 day ago

You know what they say.....

Well you know, so I'm not gonna repeat it!

But you know he did.

[–] altphoto 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If my logical thinking serves me well, there's no chance to survive interstellar travel. Look at thar thing! Its full of craters. It's been bombarded by tiny super fast collisions. How can anything survived that in space and keep people alive too?

[–] altphoto 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How come one of your balls is bigger today? Wasn't it the other one yesterday? Can your balls just change sides like that?

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 day ago

They should use bikes and go around and around a 1 mile loop. That's it, that's the job.

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 day ago

No babies....

Hmmm. I got it!

Drones!

China makes the drones?

Hmmm.

How many nukes do we have again?

[–] altphoto 6 points 1 day ago

Wow! No automated exit door ejection button? It's so backwards.

[–] altphoto 2 points 1 day ago

My wife wants a custom dishwasher just like this one! I love the high heat option and the jump option.

[–] altphoto 5 points 1 day ago

LOL yes! The next Pope must be anyone other than another white guy.

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 day ago

Or African American? Or Mulato, or otherwise a "black" person or person of color. Uhh that would be a real juicy thing to do.

[–] altphoto 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It would be funny if the next Pope was Mexican.

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok. Admissible. White people are officially a minority. Try, you need to be rich to matter now. I do agree with the sentiment.

[–] altphoto 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about all 3 at 3%?

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