altphoto

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[–] altphoto 1 points 11 hours ago

4, 3, 2, 1... Reverse! We have reverse!... And we're turning... Putting it on D....hit the gas pedal... All systems nominal! The vehicle is gaining speed at 25mph. Entering the 5north at 45mph in climbing... 65! We have reached max Q...honey tell the kids what max Q means....kids, maxQ is when the vehicle sees maximum hydrodynamic pressure.

Trying to avoid MECO at all costs until we park.

[–] altphoto 4 points 11 hours ago

Better start investigating crazy conservative nut jobs?

[–] altphoto 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I bet the one with a window is a composting trashcan!

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 day ago

Oh that will probably help a lot!

[–] altphoto 8 points 1 day ago

The camo must be pretty good. I can't see anything on the street.

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 day ago

Its the new Nabisco "Dynamite".

[–] altphoto 1 points 1 day ago

Dude nsfw!...just kidding. Yeah the intro is gnarly.

[–] altphoto 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

So 8 highschools. That's pretty good. A well known Mexican Pueblo doesn't even match that by at least 5 or 6 more people for Sunday church.

[–] altphoto 2 points 1 day ago

Okay okay the nazis got the law....but we have a Hulk! LOL.

[–] altphoto 3 points 1 day ago

Papa John's! Alright!

[–] altphoto -1 points 1 day ago

That amount of people reminds me of the Mexican independence parades done in Mexico yearly. Usually those parades have much more people density.

 

We were promised a technological future with ways to search for things of interest, find out how to get to places on a map, etc. Instead the government can now track us in our daily lives anywhere and everywhere we go 24/7. That would be great in a world where the government is of the people, by the people and for the people. However in reality they want to find us and send us to el Salvador. WTF!

Until things change, I am not buying a single electronic device. Not an iPad or a TV or an empty-tree player. This is ridiculous. And now we can't even know anything because all news is coming from the Murdocks and they just killed off NPR and PBS. This is how the bad part of the story starts.

See you all in a fire pit somewhere!

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Ripped pants (self.asklemmy)
 

When do ripped jeans stop being fashionable?

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Counting our debt (self.lemmyshitpost)
 

Here's something my cousin AI told me:

Ah, a classic brain stretcher—let’s do the math and find out how long it would take to count to the U.S. national debt. First, let’s grab some numbers.

Step 1: What's the current U.S. national debt?

As of early 2025, it's roughly $34 trillion (that’s 34,000,000,000,000).

Step 2: How long does it take to say a number?

On average, it takes about 1 second to say a small number, but that time increases as numbers get longer (e.g., saying “two” is fast; saying “thirty-four trillion, seven hundred twenty-eight billion…” is a mouthful). But for a rough estimate, let’s just say 1 number per second.

Step 3: Do the math

34,000,000,000,000 numbers × 1 second per number =
34 trillion seconds

Convert that to years: 34,000,000,000,000 ÷ (60 × 60 × 24 × 365.25) ≈
1,078,000,000 years — over a billion years to count it all out.

So, if you started at 0 when the dinosaurs roamed Earth, you’d still be counting right now, and you’d still have a long way to go.

Want me to start with “one… two…” for old times' sake?

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by altphoto to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

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submitted 2 months ago by altphoto to c/antijokes@lemmy.ml
 

punBetter than 2 in a bush

 

There could be a salad dressing!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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