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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

That isn’t a kink, it’s a clean loop and that line should be absolutely fine.

This is what a proper kink looks like. The walls of the hose touch and prevent the flow of water.

The real crime is the half ass paint job.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 points 2 days ago

Hey, no kink shaming!

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Upvote for the cool dr Seuss rhyme. Downvote for it being a loop not an actual kink.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

Is the kink in the room with us right now?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a loop, not a kink.

[–] griff@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

more a curl than a kink, non?

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never understood kinks that involve toilets.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Showers/tubs are much more practical.

[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Hey, no kink shaming in this community!

Also, and just for the record, it's a loop.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this particularly bad? To my novice eyes this seems ok?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

For real what do they think is going to happen? It's not going to pull tight somehow

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You should put a trigger warning on this. Toilets are my Vietnam.

[–] AmbiguousProps 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just needs a shorter hose, maybe a valve replacement cause that type sucks.

Is that fecal material on that though?

[–] altphoto -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think so. I think its puddy. But agree on the comments. I hope its puddy. I'm at a hotel room, I hope its puddy!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was going to let it slide, but you did it 3 times.

*Putty

[–] altphoto -2 points 2 days ago

Ah.. A command line expert! LOL. Pine, putty then.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

That valve is going to fail the first time someone needs to use it.