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How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.
Not just that one. Like most of the items listed will do you in.
Has anyone seen the repeeler!!!?
C'mon! I saw it right here after the smoothie!
Where did you guys put! It!
The suit is not finished, but we'll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!
You Texans know Trump fucks adult porn stars naked? Sure there's no penis but he tries.
I want to see proof that there's no worm in his knuckle.
Very true.
I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!
....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?
Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?
Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.
Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?
Wow! But don't you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we'll know who hot food poisoning. And we'll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That's why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!