"Sorry, Mrs. Thomas, but your trip on the billionaire's super yacht has been cancelled and you and your husband are coming with us--by official act and order of King Joe."

Make it nice and official though!

Krusty wears respectable white clown makeup, not that petty orange bronzer. Krusty also grifts with real clown humor with his products that makes people laugh and not the kind of Sick-makes-you barf grifting of cheap bibles and intangible NFTs. Krusty is way younger and nowhere near as crazy.

Hoo Tee Dee!

A humorous joke like "Yes, Mrs. Thomas, we are Seal Team 6 and no, we don't need a warrant because of who sent us."

Putin's vanity for the history books. Russian blood for Mr. "Look at me! I'm better than you!" A disgusting monster.

It sounds like NBCUniversal News Group needs a new chairman. The explanation and justification for such a terrible hiring ought to have serious, long lasting consequences. There are blunders and then there are those who exchange freedom of the press for greed and grift. This should not be soon forgotten.

Having a place to live is a plus too.

His crime is that big fat D next to his name. Unforgivable!

But what about the ghosts in my stomach?

"One! Two! Five!" "Three sire!" "Three!"

It's a lame publicity stunt. Elon will chicken out. He's not a genius but he is smart enough not to fight Zuck. Elon has to have seen The Terminator. No one is stronger than an android in a fist fight.