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[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

dude reflected in the window has a hairline as strong as mine

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago

It's Nico Bellic! In the flesh!

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Looking at her eyes, she probably has insomnia and finally fell asleep due to exhaustion, just for some dickhead to take a picture of her.

Yes, I am very fun at parties.

[–] arafatknee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Or she is the marketing agent for the book and is just very good at her job.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They should give her a raise.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

after she naps, of course.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Also the book's title is "How to sleep well" and I kind of doubt that is happening here

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Absolutely. And it is night, unless they're in a tunnel.

[–] geissi@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago

One nice, warm, sunny summer afternoon I fell asleep reading The Trial by Kafka...
Three times. On the same page.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Literally me every time I tried reading the combinatorics textbook in college

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

Where can I get a hit of that

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

Listen, you want a good book to fall asleep....I know one by a very famous doctor. It's called “The sleep book" by Dr. Seuss.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

She might have got beaned over the head with a hard cover copy of the Old Testament Bible

[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

From the library of Jurgen Leitner, no doubt.