classic

Didn't he clarify that it was a celebration of joy or something?

The irony of him struggling through "barely put together two coherent sentences," stumbling over "mental faculties"

Shhhhhhhh

I appreciate this measured take. Whenever generational differences get brought up, they oftentimes seemed framed as if generations are biologically different creatures or willfully choosing to be stupid in some sector. In all, or at least must cases, it's what you suggest: people responding and developing based on what the environment has presented them.

Am I having an aneurysm rn?

You have to hit the front of your head

wtf. Humans, man.

I'm legit excited to learn about this! Never expected another segment of the epic to emerge.

Right? This is a stfu NYT kinda moment

Do you have the capacity to recognize how selfish it is to continually elicit sympathetic well thought out answers from people only to shoot them down? I doubt you are a bad person; but you are acting in bad faith. The least you could do is just thank people for their responses. Show appreciation for their effort and skip all your reasons why their suggestions don't work.

Excellent list. I was wondering if BG3 was too obvious a suggestion, but it fits the bill, right?

Edit: maybe some of the Yakuza games would work?

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