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Top five white boys in history? (lemmygrad.ml)
submitted 1 month ago by borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

  1. Marx

  2. Engels

  3. Lenin

  4. Stalin

  5. The white boy reading this

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was halfway through writing this exact comment when I noticed yours lmao

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

brace-cowboy I love it when I'm fastest on the draw for the most obvious joke

[–] dayna@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

🥰

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  1. Karl Marx
  2. Vladimir Lenin
  3. John Brown
  4. Che Guevara
  5. Joseph Stalin

Honorable mentions: Jonas Salk, Jean Paul Sartre, Eugene V. Debs, Milton Wolff, Fidel Castro, Friedrich Engels

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everyone Stalin wasn’t white, especially at the time, everyone including himself called him Asian, and he would definitely get harassed by TSA now.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

But he's from Georgia and literally Caucasian /s

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

You can't be Asian and white?

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5: Scott Shriner

4: Brian Bell

3: Patrick Wilson

2: Matt Sharp

1: Rivers Cuomo

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

straight fax

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

fidel-balling fidel-cool fidel-sarcastic castro-stuff fidel-si

Fidel had more swag than any white boy in history

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

  1. Donald J Trump

  2. Matt Walsh

  3. Jesus Christ

  4. Nietzsche

  5. Beethoven

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

leonardo, donatello, michelangelo, raphael, splinter

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

berdly-actually four of those are green boys. berdly-smug

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Meatwad

Martin Scorsese

Megaman

Barack Obama

Shake

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

this is the answer

[–] someone@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

5: Vladimir Putin.

4: Vlad Putin.

3: V. Putin.

2: xXx_vput42069_xXx

1: Vladdy P.

(I hope I hit my quota this month for that sweet Russian disinformation-campaign cash!)

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

jb-shining

[–] 2812481591@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Vlad II Dracul
  2. Chet Hanks
  3. Jean-François Allard
  4. Albert Camus
  5. Israel Epstein
[–] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Tepes's father?Lol

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Me
  2. John Brown
  3. John Brown’s sons
  4. The young patriots
  5. The white boy reading this
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

People sleep on the rainbow coalition

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

John Linnel John Flansburgh Marty Beller Dan Miller and Danny Weinkauf

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sleve McDicheal
Onson Sweemey
Darryl Archideld
Anatoli Smorin
Rey Mcsriff