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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 69 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The new name?

Ejaculate and Evacuate

[–] miz@hexbear.net 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bust and Adjust

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shoot 'n Scoot

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cream and Cruise

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Skeet & Skedaddle

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Climax and make tracks

[–] frostycakes@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jizz and Jet

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Orga'm n scram

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

blow your load and hit the road

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nut and strut

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nut and bolt

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

shoot your jizz then out you is

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What is with all this redditery biggus-dickus

You will find yersel in struggle session real quickly, with rotten behavior like that

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

HA HA CUM FUNNY so-true

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nuh nuh nuh no, it's not the CUM funny thing I hate, it's the fact they pattern it all like a group of giggling redditors

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I'll be sure to submit all of my shit posts as top level comments from here on out.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Skeet & Yeet

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Momma Mia & Diarrhea

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Papa Pia and See 'Ya

[–] buh@hexbear.net 57 points 4 days ago

Kum & Gone kelly

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 4 days ago

They're gonna finally change it to Cum and Go

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 45 points 4 days ago

volcel-kamala & go

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago

Kumback, please sadness-abysmal

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

They've gone woke!! angry-hex

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago

The west has fallen

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

Joe Biden's America

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

Rename it to Sneed's.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

No nut November? Buddy I already dropped a little splurt earlier today grillman

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

KVM & GO

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

best post i saw toda

[–] D61@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Alright comrades... everybody keep your eyes peeled.

I want to see a photo of a removed Kum sign in a dumpster as soon as possible.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

NOOO oooaaaaaaauhhh

Not burger and never seen it but I'll miss it, RIP to an OG (my only impressions are from the absolutely glorious name)

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Missed the chance to call the article either 'kame and went' or 'hit and quit'

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Jizz and Split did better in the focus group

[–] this_dude_eating_beans@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

kum & go will now be renamed to Get your dick sucked and fill up your big truck

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

19 84

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Their future name?

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

How will we adjust to the new Kum & Shoo reality?

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Pump N Munch

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Today, I saw a van belonging to the "Kummer family" company. It was a good day.

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well that name would never work in the U.K. It’s probably a good thing.

[–] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you guys have Poundland, though.

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 days ago

And oddly we don’t find that funny. This would have the shit ripped out of it.

[–] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Westfalen...

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

the west has fallen