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Way more coherent than Biden.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Day one policy: send a dozen nukes to Iran

Probably send some to Venezuela too. Definitely some to Cuba, after unilaterally lifting the embargo there too.

He'd probably be shot in the back of the head by secret service mid announcement and no explanation or follow up would ever be provided for the assassination. Just an understanding that the president isn't really in charge of foreign policy

[–] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He has a plate in his head now tho. He is golden

[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Strategic anti-CIA brain surgery

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"President Christman you can't just mobilize the military to nationalize insulin manufactures overnight."

"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!"

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Large son for prez 🫡

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vote for yourself and everyone around you

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Oh geez I started voting and now I can't stop voting and there's ballots everywhere and I am totally unequipped to handle this.